In a nutshell

My life recently:

1. Dropped my less-than-a-month-old phone in a toilet...twice.  Fortunately, the water was clean, as was the toilet.  Have since replaced it and expect the 3rd new one to arrive by FedEx Tuesday or Wednesday.

2. Got a speeding ticket for going 73mph in a 55mph zone.  Bright side: it was on the Reservation so the ticket is less than half what it would be if on the interstate, and it doesn't report to the DMV or my insurance.

3.  Swore off dairy...again.  This mainly consists of me buying soy milk and using it in my macaroni and cheese.

5.  Joined a gym.  Worked out once so far this week and thought I was going to die.

6.  Cut my leg while shaving.  It bled so much I feel I had a valid reason for considering going to the ER.  I was highly concerned I might have nicked something important and was going to bleed out on my apartment floor.

7.  Managed to stub my toe so badly that when I took my toenail polish off, I almost put it back on.  My toe under the nail is black.  But not broken, so yay!

8. Moved to Mesa and have my 18 y/o brother living with me.  It has not been nearly the adjustement I thought it would be.  It definitely helps that we have our own bathrooms.

9.  I have the most adorable nephew on the planet.  My niece is pretty darn cute too.  She is definitely the bees' knees in my eyes.

10.  Looking for a new job.  Ready to be out of the hotel business.  After this past (NASCAR) weekend, SO READY!

There's others...but that'll do.