-ISMS

I found this in HS and thought I'd share some amusing definitions...

Socialism: You have 2 cows. Give 1 cow to your neighbor

Communism: You have 2 cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some of the milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have 2 cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have 2 cows. Sell 1 cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism: You have 2 giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.

(P.S. I would like a giraffe, so if you have one laying around...)