-ISMS

I found this in HS and thought I'd share some amusing definitions...

Socialism: You have 2 cows. Give 1 cow to your neighbor

Communism: You have 2 cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some of the milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have 2 cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have 2 cows. Sell 1 cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism: You have 2 giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.

(P.S. I would like a giraffe, so if you have one laying around...)

More change

So I'm moving. This means living amongst (isn't that great word) boxes since I am one of those crazy people that has to start packing a month+ before I actually move. I've also numbered all of my boxes and have a little notebook that has what is in each numbered box. To make things even more...ah-hem, organized, I bought 6 different colors of duct tape. Each color represents a room and each box has the color of duct tape for the room it needs to be put in (aka: boxes w/ purple duct tape belong in my bedroom, while ones with the duct tape w/ flames go in the kitchen). Yes, I really am that...organized.

Cancelling the utilities....

Sigh,

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