Dead cat

I hate when I say "I'm just curious..." and people respond with "Curiosity killed the cat".

Do these people not know the rest of the saying?????

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but "satisfaction brought him back".

See...satisfy my curiosity, and you won't be responsible for murder.

Testing, testing....

Took my first graduate school exam last week.

Got a 90% percent.

Real lesson learned: actually reading your book is not THAT important when they give you a study guide...and you use it.

No study guide however negates this rule.

Dear Monday,

I never understood why people hated you so...until today. Now I do.

Sincerely,
Me

Snow

I watched the weather channel while at work today and yesterday. Saw more snow that I've seen in the past 9 years. All I could think is "I could be there. I wanna be there!" What does that say about my mentality?

Thoughts

"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun"
-Al Capone

Oh, Al Capone, you're so funny. Too bad you got arrested for tax evasion...and you killed people. That's a downer.